The Daughter: I heard you and Mama are going to the movies tonight.
Me: That's right. Kind of a date, I guess.
The Daughter: Are you going to share a popcorn?
Me: Probably.
The Daughter: Are you going to get a soda with two straws?
Me: I suppose.
The Daughter: Are you then going to share a kiss?
Me: Is that what you think happens on dates?
The Daughter: Of course!
Me: Then you're not going on any until I'm dead and buried.
She just giggled and left the room like I was joking around. Little does she know that I plan to live a very long time and that I plan to buy a gun soon and learn how to aim it at adolescent young boys. Anyway, hope you are well.
Johnny GoFast
posted by Johnny GoFast at 12:51 PM
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Can I borrow it? I'll chip in for the ammo or batteries for the taser
have you two heard this song if not you must give it a listen : )
Artist:Rodney Atkins
Song: Cleaning This Gun (Come On In Boy)
The Declaration of Independence
Think I could tell you that first sentence
But then I’m lost
I can't begin to count the theories
I've had pounded in my head
That I forgot
I don't remember all that Spanish
Or the Gettysburg address
But there is one speech from high school
I'll never forget
(Chorus)
Come on in boy sit on down
And tell me about yourself
So you like my daughter do you now?
Yeah we think she's something else
She's her daddy's girl
Her momma's world
She deserves respect
That’s what she'll get
Ain’t it son?
Hey y'all run along and have some fun
I'll see you when you get back
Bet I’ll be up all night
Still cleanin' this gun
Well now that I’m a father
I’m scared to death one day my daughter
Is gonna find
That teenage boy I used to be
That seems to have just one thing on his mind
She’s growin' up so fast
It won't be long before
I’ll have to put the fear of god into
Some kid at the door
(Chorus)
Come on in boy sit on down
And tell me about yourself
So you like my daughter do you now?
Yeah we think she's something else
She's her daddy's girl
Her momma's world
She deserves respect
That’s what she'll get
Now ain't it son?
Y’all go out and have some fun
I'll see you when you get back
Probably be up all night
Still cleanin' this gun
Now it's all for show
Ain’t nobody gonna get hurt
It’s just a daddy thing
And hey, believe me, it works
(Chorus)
Come on in boy sit on down
And tell me about yourself
So you like my daughter do you now?
Yeah we think she's something else
She's her daddy's girl
Her momma's world
She deserves respect
That’s what she'll get
Now ain't it son?
Y’all run along and have a little fun
I'll see you when you get back
Probably be up all night
Still cleanin' this gun
Son, now y'all buckle up and have her back by te- let's say about nine...thirty.
Drive safe.
Love that song and yes, I plan to do something similar when those acne faced punks come sniffin' around.
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