Blog: What the hell?!?
Me: I'm sorry? (Me frantically looking around convinced that I heard something but I don't immediately see anyone.) Is somebody talking to me?
Blog: It's me, your so called Blog. We used to have such a good thing going. What happened?
Me: (Not sure if I need to be having an out loud conversation with my Blog.) Um...I don't know. Just haven't been in the mood, I guess. And what should I call you? Would you prefer Beatsgriff or Beat or something?
Blog: Blog is fine. Seriously, you need to get your shit together.
Me: C'mon man, watch your language...this is kind of a family thing.
Blog: (In a mostly mocking tone) Oh I'm sorry, could you please post something soon? I really enjoy it when you use me as your forum to disseminate your daily happenings.
Me: Seriously, you need to watch your language. My Aunt Judy reads now and again and I don't want her tuning in to see words like "shit" and "disseminate". She's far too proper for that sort of thing.
Blog: (Now totally annoyed) Disseminate, you moron, means to scatter or spread. In this case to scatter or spread your now increasingly inane thoughts.
Me: Oh.
Blog: You've had so much happening lately and yet you haven't showed up at all. Not one post in the month of January with all that skiing and beer drinking and trips to Dallas and time off the bike. I really don't get you.
Me: C'mon just stop it now. You're starting to sound like the wifeage and she complains about too much attention on this thing. I promise to be better but I certainly don't want to be brow beat by the likes of you.
Blog: Well who do you like to get brow beat by and maybe we can get them engaged in this discussion.
Me: I don't think there is any call for that sort of intervention. I'll get cracking soon. Besides, I got a real interesting letter from my bike recently and I want to get that posted along with my response. And I need to report on Project Johnny 2.0 once that gets underway. But for now, just relax and enjoy your time off.
Blog: Talk is cheap and a dead blog is pretty lame. Get cracking monkey boy or I'll...
Me: You'll what?
Blog: I'll take this thing over and start making crap up like you have a Facebook page or something.
Me: I do have a Facebook page.
Blog: I knew it! You haven't touched me in months and don't really look at me the way you used to. What am I supposed to do...sit idly by while you have this wild interlude with your Facebook page? I've tried everything to keep your attention but, (now openly sobbing) I just can't stop time I guess.
Me: Oh stop! I'm committed to this thing and I'd be nowhere with out you. And besides, I don't really get the whole Facebook thing. I signed up initially because I wanted to e-mail a block of photos to some friends. And then it just blossomed from there and now I have like 20 friends or something. I can break it off if you want me to, but it's you that I love. I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings.
Blog: I think we should go to counseling. Perhaps a professional can get us to connect again.
Me: If it would make you feel better, I'd be open but seriously, I think we can get through this thing on our own.
Blog: (Still whimpering) I hope so.
Me: (Mostly under my breath) Gee whiz...who needs this crap?
posted by Johnny GoFast at 1:52 PM
20 Comments:
You have a "MyFace" page? Man am I a late adapter - and proud of it. First there was your "Tanner" haircut while playing LL for Mr Scott, and then somewhere in there the Mongoose with Tufwheels thing,disco, big cowboy hats with feathers on the brim, line dancing, etc. And now facebook...looks like Wifeage just landed one in the "W" column.
You have a "MyFace" page? Man am I a late adapter - and proud of it. First there was your "Tanner" haircut while playing LL for Mr Scott, and then somewhere in there the Mongoose with Tufwheels thing,disco, big cowboy hats with feathers on the brim, line dancing, etc. And now facebook...looks like Wifeage just landed one in the "W" column.
nice to have you back johnny!! glad I don't have to brow beat you - looks like you got that area covered : )
not to throw fuel on the fire by blog you should know he has 97 friends on FB!!! I think the counseling may be in order -
Finally!
I was about to send a search party to Alamo. Welcome back Johnny, we missed you.
You had a Mongoose with Tufwheels? Doesn't seem like that would have been your thing.
"Tanner" haircut...yes.
Mr. Scott as a coach...yes and deep knowledge.
Tuffwheels...yes.
Disco... sadly yes.
Cowboy hats...yes.
Line dancing...yes.
Facebook...I'm so 2000's (yes).
Mongoose...NO. It was a Univega that was damn near bulletproof.
just blog your facebook status'.
that'll kill two birds with one stone.
Ahh yes, the univega. Looked like a Mongoose, twice as heavy, but bullet proof. My mistake.
I think Im remembering this right, but wasn't there also some of those royal blue Etonic running shoes with the orange swoosh-type thingy on the sides?
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