As my reader knows, I tiptoe into the waters when it comes to technology. I'm timid at best as it is all so overwhelming for this man of limited computer ability. Anyway, a while back I dove headlong into the waters and ordered me up one of those mobile hotspot gizmo's so I could check the internets from distant areas (mainly when away from the rockpile). So I came home and I diligently R.T.F.M'ed and then tried to fire up the device and get on the internet as instructed in the f'in manual. And as predictable as Hugh Hefner's baby maker pre viagra, I got no action. So I called tech support and we fumbled through the process together. Though entrenched somewhere within the confines of our border, the techie was clearly exasperated. I read him the various serial numbers and codes from the device and he looked it up on his perfectly functioning computer. He assured me that my unit had been inspected and when it shipped, it had been fully functional. He then asked me to read him the numbers that read in the display screen. I looked at the screen and it was completely black. He then asked me if the unit was on. I assured him that I had pushed the button many times, but never did I see anything display on the screen. It had taken about 10 minutes to get to this point, and he suddenly got very quiet. I could almost sense him on the other end of the line leaning back in his chair and rubbing his eyes in complete frustration. He then said very quietly, "did you hold the button down for four seconds." I sheepishly said no. He patiently asked me to do so, and when I did, well, I'm sure you know how the story ends. I mean I get why it is that I don't know how to turn the thing on, but shouldn't the techie on the other end assume that I don't? Anyway, like I said, I'm not the brightest byte in the computer to be sure.

On a better note, and in step with today's technology, Project Johnny now part of the 4G network, got off to a roaring start today. A whole month ahead of last years reconstruction project. Truth be told, I've already logged a little pool time and have one excellent session of weights under my belt. Today saw more swimming and then I went and picked up my training bike that was getting some much needed love. I saw my sunglasses the other day, and they are still caked with the mud from the last time I rode my bike...in Bend. It's been a while, to be sure. I did find myself staring at my cross bikes not too long ago and it got my blood flowing. (Insert the deity of your choice here) willing, I may even take the facelifted bike out for a ride tomorrow. You're all on notice. Hope you are well and if you're ever at a loss, try the "on" button.

Johnny GoFast