Thursday, January 19, 2012


So I'm a chicken farmer. Not by choice, but more by the mere coincidence that my children like farm animals. We're up to 12 or 14 at this point. Truth be told, I don't know how many we have back there. Sometimes chickens get added, sometimes they get donated to the local roaming predators. I like the eggs and watching the chickens peck about the backyard can be entertaining. Which I guess in the end, makes me a chicken farmer.

This past Sunday, down at the final CCCX race, I was amused to learn that some of the other cross racers were talking about the guy that had a chicken with him out on course. At first I chuckled as they talked about some section of the course near the guy that had the "cock". At first I blew it off but they kept going on about it so finally I asked them what the hell they were talking about. They couldn't believe I hadn't seen the chicken. I'm sure you all know how hard cyclocross racing can be and that sometimes the outer edges of reality fade away into the abyss to be lost forever. So it didn't surprise me at all that I hadn't noticed even something this weird.


But then I'm scrolling through the myriad of photos on Monday, like I obsessively do shortly after checking every result from every race run over the weekend, and I stumble onto this photo. And I recall the conversation with Brock and Brij and I chuckle because how is it that I can't remember the chicken when I practically kissed it?

Anyway, I've missed you all and hope to connect more often. It's not for a lack of content that the blog has gone dark, or even SOPA or PIPA. Just a general lack of enthusiasm for my creative side to do it's thing. I'm working on kicking that to the curb so maybe you'll have something to read. Or maybe not. But know that I miss you all the same.

Johnny GoFast

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did you just say you almost kissed it?

I suspect you are back to the antiquated forum also based upon the recent report that Facebook is sharing individual user's political dialogue with Politico regardless of the individual's knowledge, desire, or approval. This cannot mean good things. Chalk it up to masses fast-following a tech "advancement" without knowing the risks. Wont be long before the thought police will be knocking on your door late at night for not allowing those chickens the right to be free-range. Happy New Year and welcome back.

10:23 AM  
Blogger Johnny GoFast said...

Those chickens are more free range than I care to admit. And my political thought is just that. A fleeting thought that doesn't matter anyway.

11:55 AM  
Blogger Clare Carver said...

so what the hell are you doing picking up trash?? and how did you miss that giant cock staring you in the face ... eshhh - between the rowing and the tight biker outfits and your deep and abiding love for my husband - I truly thought you liked cock... : ) missed you

5:54 PM  
Blogger TRS said...

I say now that the backyard chickens are contributing to the family diet, it's time to incorporate local milk: either a backyard cow or another reliable source.

12:57 PM  

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