I'm not saying I'm ready to quit. Not yet at least. But if I did, I'd be going back to the way I was way before this bike racing nonsense. These guys, hicks may they be, look like they're having a far better time than I have when I'm out lugging my 198 pound body around. I'm just saying, is going fast on a bike more fun than wakeboarding in a ditch?
Johnny GoFast
p.s. Lot's of mail to pour through. I'll post the best later this week. Stay tuned...
posted by Johnny GoFast at 3:18 PM
8 Comments:
Don't you have a ditch by your place?
In your role as the New New Mondo you can ride your ATV (camouflage painted)along that ditch on your way to town to play darts and drink 'til you can't see straight, then drive home with the local meth queen on your lap...
JS
JGF,
I just registered for a few races and saw your team name as "C4/Wells Fargo/VandenBerghe Properties"
Please correct your SBO profile. The team name is simply Wells Fargo Racing Team. Had you gone to the team meeting, you would have known that. It was nice talking to you the other day whilest you hanged onto my car.
OK Johnny, it's been over 10 days since your last post. You are in danger of becoming as lazy a blogger as Winder.
I agree with Lance...do you have writers block? I hope your merely stuck in the phone booth changing into your superhero outfit. There are so many topics out there right now...Shrillary's tears, that actor dying, that whiney loser Manning playing that lightweight pretty boy deadbeat dad Brady...if he's dating a model can't she design the Pats better looking uniforms, the Giant unis' rock. The Pats, like the Bills, look like a CFL team. You were with your kids skiing. Chieko is always generating some sort of story. Put the pencil to paper man.
We've got a big ol' dich at our place runs along the road in front it's about 1/4 mile long and we have a gator and some home made hooch.. comon' up and get'er done ... forgit that bikin' shit.. xx c
Let's take up couch warmin in Tahoe Donnor on the weekends when Griff isn't there... that way we can sneak into the cabinette and drink his beer and watch gladiator. I didn't even get heckled once for being off the back... only thing is the kido's got out of their lesson before I could finish all the beer and movie, so I gotta head back up there.
OK, If John is not going to Blog anymore, we ought to take over his site and do it for him. Any nerdy bike stories should clearly be prioritized behind cute kid stories, maddening snotty Danville stories, crazy wife stories, work hell, etc. For example, 10pm on Super Tuesday, Im feeling pretty good - Obama clocks Shrillary. Great, maybe now we can finally be done with the Clintons, please? As much as I disagree with and even fear Obama's positions on policy (when you can find them) - at least he seems decent. But then the wife looks at me as Romney is giving a speech on Fox News and says "which one is that? Romney, Huckabee or McCain?" Well, that's not good for anyone....
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