I have dedicated my life to annihilating Steve Griffiths at any athletic endeavor. It reverberates to my very core, the need to so utterly pummel him, that it is simply my life's purpose. And yet again, he has figured out how to out fox me. He just up and retires. Quits. Throws in the towel. Pulls up stakes and leaves town. (Fill in your favorite cliche here). And so now I'm lost. Searching for a new meaning. I've never felt so befuddled.
posted by Johnny GoFast at 11:08 AM
I enjoy staying upright and avoiding being uptight. I like paisley things and lettuce. I especially enjoy them on sunny days when I'm skiing fresh powder with my brothers. Funny people make me happy.
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